Tuesday, June 30, 2015
I love good and tasty food. I would love to have a month of deliciousness and never repeat the same meal twice. I would love to have the meals prepared for me and never have to worry about cleaning the kitchen. And I know how delusional all those loves are, which brings me to my questions.
Why am I the only one who can eat the same thing 2 days in a row? I hate wasting food so if I have to have leftover vegetable soup 5 days for lunch to finish it, I will do it.
Why am I the only one who sees a box of Corn Flakes with 1 serving left and will eat it for breakfast or lunch even though I really don't like cereal at all?
Why am I the one who will actually look in the refrigerator and see the half clamshell of strawberries that have to be eaten today or tossed and eat them instead of what I really want.
Why am I the only one who will look and see if a box of crackers is empty before opening another one? (Same question applies to any and all snack foods)
Why am I supposed to know at 10 am what I am going to cook for supper so other unnamed individuals can plan their lunch without the possibility of having to eat chicken prepared 2 different ways in the same day? (For the record, I rarely have any idea what I am going to cook until I am actually in the kitchen cooking)
Why am I the only one who can empty the dishwasher?
And the most important question is, after all these years of never having these questions answered, why am I even wondering what the answer is?